Q: When do you plan on being open?

A: We are looking for the best location to serve everyone up and plant our zombie virus.  Please keep checking back!

Q:  Can I schedule more than 5 people to go through at one time?

A:  If you want to make it easier for the zombies to eat you.  If you want to send more than 5 through at one time please call us and we will be more than happy to set that up for you.. Our zombies need to eat too.

Q:  Can my 6 year old participate? 

A:  Do you want your child to be eaten alive? Because that's how you get your child eaten alive.  But if you feel that your child can handle the weapon and not be scared, our zombies would love a snack.

Q: How scared will I be?

A: More scared than a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs.  

Q: What should I bring with me to attend UZH?

A: Nothing, well that’s not entirely true. An extra change of clothes would probably be good. We’d hate for you to have to go home with your clothes all messed up from the little accident you had back there.

Q: Is this for real?

A: Yes, unlike the moon landing, this is for real. Really.

Q: I missed my booking time, can I get a refund?


Q: If I kill all of the zombies and make it out alive do I get my money back?

A: Listen Rambo, that isn’t how we roll. You shouldn’t need any kind of benefit to feel like a hero.

Q: What happens if it rains?

A: You might get wet. But rest assured, our zombies don’t like to be wet either, so they will be in a dry place for you to find them.  Most of our course is protected from the elements.

Q: How long does it take to go through?

A: However long it takes to kill all the zombies… or die…  But we find it takes about 15 to 25 minutes.

Q: Can we take pictures or videos while hunting zombies?

A: Only if you are Bear Grylls shooting a new episode of Man Vs Wild. Drinking urine will be required for proof.  But we do not allow pictures or video once you enter the course.

Q: If I am pregnant, have asthma, or have a heart condition can I attend?

A: The weak and sick are usually the first ones to be eaten. You’ll make an excellent zombie distraction for the rest of your group.   Please talk to your doctor before attending.

Q: Can I bring my dog?

A: WTF is wrong with you?  Animals are not allowed.  If you need a service animal, we don’t recommend service animals either.  

Q: If I am easily offended should I attend?

A: Sounds like you should just spend the evening with a good book.  

Q: Can I be thrown out or otherwise be refused admittance?

A: Don’t be an asshat and you’ll be fine.  You get to shoot zombies in the face, why would you have any attitude?

Q: What shouldn’t I bring?

A: If you have to ask this, maybe you should rethink your goals in life. Don’t bring knives, chains, whips handcuffs, lights, cell phones, ball gags, cameras, lighters, guns, mustard gas, nuclear fissionable material, lasers, and tanks. If you DO bring any of these items you will be tossed out forcibly without refund. Harmonicas are allowed however.